Playing Soccer With Secretary
A married guy was having a relationship with his charmful secretary.
A Sunday they went to secretary’s apartment and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 9 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his mistress to take his sneakers outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his sneakers and went home.
‘Where have you been?’ his wife demanded.
‘I don’t want to lie to you,’ he answered,
‘I’m have a relationship with my secretary.We made love all afternoon.’
She looked down at his shoes and said:
‘You are lying asshole!
You’ve been playing soccer!’