Qudditch In Heaven
Two old men, Gilberto and Osvaldo, watching a movie about vampires, lycans and priests and eating popcorns, Osvaldo turns to Gilberto and asks, “Do you think there’s quidditch in Heaven?”
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I don’t know. But let’s make a deal, if I die first, I’ll come back and tell you if there’s quidditch in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same.”
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Osvaldo passes on. Soon afterward, Gilberto watching a movie about aliens by himself and hears a voice whisper, “Gil…Gil…”
Sol responds, “Osvy! Is that you?”
“Yes it is, Gil,” whispers Osvaldo’s ghost.
Sol,still amazed,asks,“So,is there quidditch in Heaven?”
“Well”says Osvaldo,“I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“Give me the good news first,” says Gilberto.
Osvaldo says,“Well, there is quidditch in Heaven.”
Gil says,“Wonderful!What news could be bad enough to ruin that?”
Osvaldo sighs and whispers,“You’re on broomstick as a chaser on Monday.”