One day in a lesson, a teacher trying to teach etiquette, asked her students the following question:
“Brayden, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young woman, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Brayden said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.” The teacher responded by saying, “That is not polite and courteous. What about you Dominic, how would you say it?”
Dominic said, “I am sorry but I have to go to the bathroom. I’ll back.”
“That is much better, but it’s still not nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Charlie, can you use your brain for once and show us your etiquette?”
“I would say, ‘Darling would you excuse me for a moment? I must shake hands with my best friend, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.”
The teacher fainted…