Shoot Them All
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the handle of stealing things.
He directly called the police, who asked, “Is someone in your house?” and George said, “No,” and elucidated the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.
George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and called the police again.
“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I have a rifle and I’ve just shot them all.”
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armored Unit and an ambulance came to the home.Of course, the police caught the robbers red-handed.
One of the cops said to George,”I thought you said that you’d shot them!”