Someone Knocks The Door
Caitlyn is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.
She goes to the door then opens it.Caitlyn sees a guy standing in front of the door.
He asks the lady, “Hello! Do you have a Vagina?”
She slams the door in angrily.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same guy and he asks the same question to her, “Hello! Do you have a Vagina?”
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband Jason comes home from work Caitlyn tells him what has happened for the last two days.
Jason tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, “Darling, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again.”
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.
Jason whisperes to Caithlyn, “Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he’s going with this.”
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same guy is standing there, he asks, “Hello! Do you have a Vagina?”
“Yes I do.” says the lady.
The guy replies, “Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours!”