Stone Age Family
A stone age family come to Los Angeles for holiday. First day of vacation, the father took his son into a huge building. They were surprised by everything they saw, especially the lift at one end of the reception. The boy asked, “What is this? daddy”
The father replied, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is!”
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old ugly woman in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the woman rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a gorgeous twenty-two-year old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said, “Go and bring your mother here!”