Lewis dies and he is sent to hell.Devil greets him in hell,shows him three doors to three rooms and says he must choose one to spend infinity in.
First room,people are standing in dirt up to their necks.Lewis says,”No,let me see the next room.”
Second room, people are standing in dirt up to their noses. Lewis says”Next please”again. Finally Devil opens the third door.People are standing with dirt up to their knees,drinking tea,smoking and eating pastries.Lewis says,”I pick this room.”
Devil says “All right!”and when he leaves the room, and Lewis wades in and starts pouring some coffee.On the way out Devil yells, “OK everybody!,tea break’s over.Everyone back on your heads!’