Tears Of The Bull
Farmer Joe walks into a bar with his bull. He says, “I will give any of you 500 bucks if you can make my bull laugh.”
A man yells, “I’ll take that bet,” and leads the horse into the men’s room.
After a couple seconds, a loud braying laugh is heard from behind the door. Joe screams to the man, “OK, I’ll give you 1000 bucks if you can make my bull cry.”
The man shouts, “You’re on!”
After a few more seconds, the man exits with the bull trudging behind him with tears streaming down his long-snout. Thunderstrucked, the farmer asks, “How did you do it?”
The man replies, “I said that my reed was bigger than his and he laughed. Then I showed it to him.”