Amanda goes to Thailand to attend a week, company education session. Her husband Dave drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
Amanda says: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
Dave laughs and says: “A Thai girl!”
Amanda kept quiet and left.
A week later Dave picks his wife up in the airport and asks:
“So, darling, how was the education session?”
Amanda replies; “Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?” Dave asks.
“Which present?” Amanda asked.
Dave answers; “The one I asked for, a Thai girl!”
“Oh,” she said “Well, I did what I could; now we’ll have to wait for three months to see if it is a boy or a girl!”