Thank You For Riding With Us
Several days after Christmas, Dolores who is a mother was cooking in the kitchen listening to her young son who is playing with his new electric train in the living room.
Dolores heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”
Dolores went nuts and told her son Lucas, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for Three hours. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”
Two hours later,Lucas comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and Dolores heard her son say, “All passengers who are step on to land from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.”
Dolores hears the little boy continue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask you to entrench all of your hand luggage under your seat.Please do not forget, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”
As the mother began to smile, Lucas added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the three hours delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.”