Bruce and Luther have been friends since they met in prison.They make a contract that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife.
So Luther dies first.Bruce hears nothing from him for about two years,he starts thinking there is no afterlife.Then one day Bruce gets a call.
It’s Luther and he says;”So there is an afterlife!” “What’s it like?”Bruce asks.”Well,I sleep very late.I get up when I want to get up,have a big breakfast.Then I have sex,lots of sex.Then I go back to sleep,but I get up for lunch,have a big lunch.Have some more sex,take a nap.Huge dinner. More sex.Go to sleep and wake up the next day.”
“Oh,my dear God,”says Bruce.”So tell me about heaven.What is it look like?” “Oh no,sorry my mistake,I could not explain enough,”says Luther.”I’m not in Heaven.I’m a bear in Yellowstone National Park.”