The Bad And The Worse
Patient Rusty goes to the Dr.Graham’s office after a mountain hiking.
Doctor Graham: I have a bad new and a very worse one.
Patient Rusty: Jesus Christ!, might as well give me the bad news first.
Dr. Graham: Our laboratory called with your test results. They said you have just twenty four hours to live.
Poor Rusty: Twenty four hours! That’s awful! What could be worse? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor Graham: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.