The Best Of The Last Twenty Years
This elderly lady Breanna goes to the doctor for a control.
Everything check out fine.
Breanna comes closer to the doctor and says in a low voice, “Doctor, I haven’t had sex for ten years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.”
The doctor smiles and says, “Have you tried to give him Cialis or Viagra?”
Breanna frowns. “Doctor, I can’t even get him to take an aspirin when he has a headache,” she claimes.
“Well,I see…” The doctor continues, “I have an idea about it. Crush the pill into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won’t notice a thing.”
Old lady Breanna is delights.
She leaves from the doctor’s clinic quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returns.
She frowns and the doctor asks to her what is wrong.
She shakes her head.
“How did it go?” The doctor asks.
“Awful, doctor, awful.”
“Did it not work?”
“Yes,” Breanna says, “It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I’d had in twenty years.”
“Then what is the problem, Breanna?”
“Well,” she says. “I can’t ever show my face in Starbucks again.”