The Boat Trip
An elderly couple Abigail and George on a cruise and it was really stormy evening.They were standing on the back of the liner watching the moon, when a big wave came up and washed the old man overboard.
Crew members searched for days and couldn’t find him,so the Captain sent the old woman back to shore,with the promise that he would report her as soon as they found something.
Two weeks went by and finally,Abigail got a fax from the liner.It read: Ma’am, sorry to inform you that we found your husband dead, at the bottom of the ocean.We hauled him up to the deck,and attached to his butt was a clam, and inside it was a pearl worth $65,000….please advise.
Abigail faxed back: “Thank you for the notice.So send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.”