The Broker’s Mercedes
A broker opened the door of his Mercedes, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene of accident, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his expensive Mercedes.
“Police Officer, look what he has done to my car!”, he whiningly said.
“You brokers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!” retorted the officer, “You’re so worried about your stupid Mercedes, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!”
“Damn it…” replied the broker, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was,
“Where’s my Rolex?”