Richard is a 90 year old man was requested by his Doctor to have a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave a burette to Richard and said, “Take this burette, go home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
Next day the 90 year old man Richard came again to the doctor’s clinic and gave him the burette, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
“Well, look,doctor, it’s happened like this… First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing happened.
Then I asked my wife Eizabeth for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing happened.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried to help me too. First with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried to compress it between her knees but still nothing.”
The doctor was shocked and said, “You asked for help to your neighbour?”
The old man Richard replied, “Yes,none of us could get the burette open.”