The Pope had just finished a tour and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked to the driver if he could drive for awhile. Well, the driver didn’t have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limousine and the Pope takes the wheel.
The Pope proceeds onto highway and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. He gets to about 100 mph, and suddenly he sees the blue-red lights of the Traffic Police in his mirror.
He pulls over and the police officer comes to his window. The officer, seeing who it was, says, “Just a moment please, I need to call in.”
The police calls in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief that he’s got a really important person pulled over, and how to handle it.
“It’s not Edward Kennedy again is it?” replies the chief.
“No Sir!” responded the police, “This guy is more important.”
“Is it the Governor?” replied the chief.
“No! Even more important!” replies the officer.
“Is it the Mr.President? replied the chief.
“No! Even more important!” replies the police officer.
“Well.Who is this fucking guy?”screams the chief.
“I don’t know Sir” replies the police officer.“But he’s got the Pope as his chauffeur.”