The Door Bell
Shosanna was lonely as Thanksgiving Day was approaching. She didn’t want to celebrate alone and fancied a bit of adventure, so she posted an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Looking for man to share Thanksgiving Day with these qualifications: Won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, is great in bed.”
Shosanna got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but none of the men who called took her fancy.
Then one day her doorbell rang. When she opened the door, there was a guy there with no arms and no legs.
He said, “Hi, I’m Aldo. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.”
So Shosanna asked, “What makes you think you’re great in bed?”
Aldo answered, “I don’t know if you noticed, I rang the door bell???”
Not thought through properly. If his tool is big enough to ring the doorbell, its big enough to beat her up with.
You ever been hit with a dick?