Lionel walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some preservatives.
Assistant asks, ”What size ?”
Lionel answers ; “Good question, but I’m not sure.”
“Right outside, there’s a fence with three holes in it, stick your tool in the holes and tell me which one it fits in” suggests the assistant.
Lionel takes her advice, goes outside and puts his tool in the first hole. A woman walks past, see’s Lionel’s d**k and starts a hand job.
Lionel thinks, “This ain’t too bad.”
Then he puts his tool in the second hole, another woman walks by, and gives him a blow job. At this point, he is literally blown away.
Lionel quickly shoves his tool in the last hole, and yet another woman walks by, and she starts to shag him.
After they are done rocking, he high-steps it back inside and goes to the counter.
The assistant asks “What size then?”
“Forget the preservatives,” Lionel says, “How much for the fence?”