The Good Old Days
Grandmother Lisa and Grandfather Benjamin were sitting in their veranda rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about “the good old days,” when Lisa turned to Benjamin and said, “Darling, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?”
Benjamin looked over at her, smiled and took her aged hand in his. With a wry little smile Lisa pressed a little farther, “Darling, do you remember how after we were engaged you’d sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?”
Benjamin leaned slowly toward Lisa and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.
Growing bolder still, Lisa said, “Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you’d kind of nibble on my ear?”
Benjamin slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Lisa in panic panic said, “Darling, where are you going?”
Grandfather Benjamin answered, “To get my teeth!”