Second grade teacher Penelope was teaching about the government to the class. After class,for homework,she told her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Pablo got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.
His dad Alejandro thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom Sofia is Congress, your maid Eva is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother Sebastian is the future.”
“I still don’t get it” responded Pablo.
“Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad.
“Okay then… good night” said Pablo went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Pablo was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid Eva’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Pablo was amazed, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, “Oh! Now I finally understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!”