The Great Oz
Four former U.S. presidents are caught in a scary hurricane that hits a state funeral they’re all attending in Texas.
Abruptly, all of them are blown off to Oz.
They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great and Powerful Oz.
“What brings you before the great Wizard of Oz?”
Jimmy Carter steps forward mousy “I’ve come for some courage.”
”No problem!” says the Wizard. “Who is next?”
Ronald Reagan steps forward, “Well.I think I need a heart.”
”You have one now,” says the Wizard.
“Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?”
Up steps George Bush, who says, “American people told me that I need a brain.”
”Not problem!” says the Oz. “Consider it done.”
There is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but says nothing.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “What do you want?”
”Ahh,” Bill says quietly, “is Monica around?”