The Hare Spray
One day Brandon was peacefully driving down a windy road with his new car.
All of a sudden, a bunny bounded across the road and the man couldn’t stop. He crashed the bunny head on. Once the man knew what had happened, he fast jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, laying inanimatein the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny.
Brandon cried out, “Jesus Christ! I have committed a terrible crime! I had crushed the Easter Bunny!”
Brandon started crying sobbingly and then he heard another car was approaching. It was a woman in a white sport car. The woman stopped and asked what the problem was.
Brandon said, “I have done something terrible. I had crushed the Easter Bunny. Now there will be no one to deliver eggs on Easter Day, and it’s all my mistake.”
The woman ran back to her car. A few seconds later, she came back carrying a spray bottle. She ran over to the motionless Bunny and sprayed it. The Bunny directly, sprang up, ran into the woods, stopped, and waved back at the man and woman. Then it ran another 20 feet, stopped, and waved. It then ran another 20 feet, stopped, and waved again. It did this over and over and over again until the man and the woman could anymore see the bunny.
Once out of sight, Brandon screamed, “What is that stuff in that bottle?”
The woman answered, “It’s harespray. It revitalizes hare and adds constant wave.”