The Job Application
Looking for a pool manager for our hotel pool starting in Jun 2008. You must be diplomaed and have senior experience lifeguarding. You will be in charge of a few lifeguards for this position.If you are interested in this position, contact us.
From Allan Carter to ***********@********.org
Hi, my name is Allan Carter. I am interested in the position of Pool Manager for your hotel. Here is why I feel I am qualified for the position:
– I am an ex Navy Seal. Water is my blood.
– I have saved countless lives on 3 different continent.I once saved an all submarine crew from drowning in the artic.
– I am highly trained in underwater war. I am prepared to manage any situation that may danger this pool.
I will make sure that this pool is secure than the Hau River during US occupation. Under my control, pool casualties will be minimal. I will audit a lifeguard “hellweek” style training program that I will make sure all the lifeguards under my command complete prior to serving for the hotel. Safety of all pool guests is my top precedence. I will also make every pool guest go through an intense underwater survival program before they are allowed to enter the pool.
Nobody can drown in my control. Never!
I look forward to working with your hotel.
From Lucas ******** to Me
Thank you for your application. Unfortunately, you seem a little over-qualified for this position. We already have a program in place for our lifeguards and do not want our guests to have to go through any high measures in order to use our facilities.
******* Hotel Staff