The Last Test
A blonde Lindsay, brunette Jennifer and redhead Jessica go to Heaven.
At the Gates of Heaven, Simon Peter explains that since Heaven is getting a bit crowded, he needs to make them take a final test before they can enter.
“If you can tell me something true about you, I let you in,” says Simon Peter. “If you lie, you go to Hell.”
The redhead Jessica, quite full of herself, goes first. “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“That’s not true,” Simon Peter says. “Go straight to Hell.”
The brunette Jennifer, also pretty egocentric,says: “I think I’m the most intelligent woman in the world.”
“That’s not true either, “Simon Peter says.” Go straight to Hell.”
Only the blonde Lindsay is left. She hesitates, then says, “I think–”
“That’s not true. Go straight to Hell!”