The Mail Box
Dennis was in his front yard mowing grass when his charmful blonde female neighbor Arleen came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.
Arleen opened box, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again.Furiously, she back into the house.
Dennis was getting ready to edge the lawn, here Arleen came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.She was about to go mad.
Confused by her actions Dennis asked her, “Is there something wrong?”
Arleen replied, “There undoubtedly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “You have got mail!”