The Powerful Amplifier
A charming woman meet with a handsome guy in a bar. After a few shots charming woman said to the guy;
“My mouth is like a powerful amplifier, my two breasts are for tuning, left one is for tuning the channel AM or FM and my right breast is for tuning bass and treble depending which mode you want.”
The young guy was aroused by the young lady expression, and said to the lady, “It can’t be true. I don’t believe you.”
Charming lady said, “You can try it if you want”.
Young guy said, “Ok come to my flat and prove it to me.”
They agreed and both holding hands and headed for the guy’s flat. They entered to the house and the woman undressed herself and soon the young man started to twirl the left nipple for AM/FM fine-tuning. After a while nothing happened. He changed to the right nipple and started to rubbing with more pressure.
Again, nothing happened.
The young guy soon gave up and asked to the woman, “I have tuned your AM/FM and treble/bass nipples but there are no response.”
The charming woman replied, “You forgot to plug in.”