The Roman Galley
On a Roman Galley, the captain looked over his slaves and yelled, “Today I have good news for all of you. You are getting extra bread and water tonight.”
The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one foot in the grave an old man in the back, who moaned, “Oh please God, no, not again.”
A new slave next to him asked, “Why are you moaning?”
“This only happens when the Captain’s son wants to water ski.
Are you ready to fire your muscles? Watch this!”