Susanne charming secretary of the president of a big bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African baron who was a very important client. The baron in a flash asks Susanne to marry him. Naturally,the secretary is quite taken aback. She knows that she can’t say yes, but she has to let him down easy so that he doesn’t take his business elsewhere.
Susanne tries to imagine of a way to dissuade the baron from wanting to marry her.After a few minutes,the secretary says to the man,“I will only marry you under three conditions.First,I want my engagement ring to be a eighty-carat diamond ring with a matching two hundred-carat diamond crown.”
The African baron hesitates for a second.Then,he nods his head and says, “No problem! I have. I have.”
Realizing her first condition was too easy Susanne says to the baron,“I want you to build me a hundred-room mansion in Manhattan.As a vacation home,I want a castle built in the middle of the best fashion city Milano.”
The baron hesitates for a while.He whips out his cell phone and calls some brokers in Manhattan and in Milano.He looks at the secretary, nods his head and says, “All right,all right.I build.I build.”
Realizing that she only has one last condition,Susanne knows that she’d better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea.A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, “Since I like sex,I want the man I marry to have a twenty five centimeters penis.”
The baron becomes miserable.He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table,all the while muttering to himself. Finally, the African baron shakes his head,looking really sad and says to Susanne,“Okay, okay. I cut. I cut.”