The Tetanus Vaccine
Old Gerald in his middle of nineties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife Laura, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks,”Where are you going?”
Gerald replies, “I’m going to the doctor.”
She asks, “Why?, are you sick?”
Gerald replies, “No, I’m going to get me some of that Cialis stuff.”
Immediately Laura starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
Gerald says, “Where the hell are you going”?
She answers, “I’m going to the doctor, too.”
He says, “Why, what do you need?”
She says, “If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing, I’m getting a tetanus vaccine.”