The Train Goes Into Dark Tunnel
A young Technician Phillip and his General Manager Seth board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Kansas. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and Phillip are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks.
Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss Odessa, but I’m glad she slapped him.”
Seth is setting there thinking, “I didn’t know Phillip was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped and hit me!”
Odessa was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”
Phillip sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General manager all at the same time!”