The Wedding Anniversary
Fidel had a giant problem. He forgot his wedding anniversary on Tuesday. His wife Annabel really got angry.
She furiously told him “Next morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in 2.1 seconds. And it better be there, Fidel.”
The next morning Fidel got up early and left for work. When Annabel woke up, she looked out the window and saw a wrapped gift box in the middle of the driveway.
Amazed Annabel, put on her dressing gown and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened the box and saw a brand new electronic bathroom scale.
Fidel hasn’t been home since Wednesday.