There Is NoTrain Station
Raju traveling by train asks the trainmaster what time the train stops at Diskit Town.
The Trainmaster says; “Sir, we don’t stop at Diskit Town.”
“But I have to get off there!” replies Raju.
The Trainmaster thinks a few seconds and says; “Well, there might be one thing I can do. I might be able to get the engineer to slow down the train a little. Then I can dangle you out the door and lower you onto the platform.”
Scared Raju asks; “Will that work?”
The Trainmaster replies; “It’s worth a try.”
As they approached the platform, the train is slowing from 70 kilometers. The trainmaster hangs Raju in mid-air out the door. Raju starts running in mid-air.
The Trainmaster yells; “Run faster! Faster!” He lowers him and Raju’s feet touch the platform. His shoes start to smoke! His heel comes off! He’s running at 30 kilometers. He’s made it! He starts to slow down! The other passengers stare in amazement.
As the train goes by, a hand grabs Raju by the shirt collar and lifts the man right back into the train! As he’s helped back on the train the gent who picked him up says, “Dude, you’re lucky I was here to help! This train doesn’t even stop in Diskit Town!”