Three Men Meet With Lucifer
Three men, a writer, a chemist and a bum, were out riding in the van when it crashed into a tree.
Before anyone knows it, three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where Saint Peter and the Lucifer were standing nearby.
“Gentlemen,” the Lucifer started, “Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, Saint Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven.
If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don’t know or cannot answer, then you’re worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you’ll come with me to Hell.”
The writer then stepped up, “Well,please tell me everything about Leo Tolstoy’s life.”
With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Lucifer.
The writer read it and concluded it was correct.
“Now,go to Hell!”
With another snap of his finger, the writer disappeared.
The chemist then asked,”Could you give me the most complicated potion formula never theorized before!”
With a snap of his finger,potion in a burette appeared next to the Lucifer. The chemist looked at it and reluctantly agreed it was correct.
“Then, go to Hell!” With another snap of his finger, the chemist disappeared too.
The bum then stepped forward and said, “Bring me a chair!”
The Lucifer brought forward a chair. “Drill 7 holes on the seat.”
Lucifer did just that.
The bum then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart.
Standing up, he asked, “Which hole did my fart come out from?”
The Lucifer inspected the seat and said, “The second hole from the left.”
“Wrong,” said the bum, “it’s from my asshole.”
And the bum went to heaven.