Three wanderers Nick, Will, Fred are roaming the countryside for some time. They come upon a small farmhouse with crops planted around it. They are very hungry, thirsty, and tired so Nick suggests they steal some food.
Will says they should ask for food, so he then goes up and knocks on the door and an old, ugly woman answers. He asks for food and she agrees, but she has one condition. They must have sex with her.
Nick says ”No way”, the lady is too ugly, and goes back into the woods.
Fred is very hungry and agrees her condition. He enters the house and goes into a corner near cucumbers to transact his business with the old lady. The old lady is ready, but Fred says he’ll only do it if she’s blindfolded.
So she puts on a blindfold and bends over. Quickly Fred grabs a cucumber and sticks it inside the old lady, then throws it out the window. The woman says, “Again,” and the man does the same thing. Satisfied, she gives Fred some food and he leaves. As he is walking out of the farmhouse, he comes upon the other two guys.
“Guess what?” Nick says, “while you screwed that old woman we found two delicious cucumbers !”