Turn The Lights On And Off

Dora was worried about her husband Walter, so one day she took her husband to the doctor’s office. As the doctor called Walter in and looked him over, Walter began insisting, “There’s nothing wrong with me. I know because God takes care of me.” What do you mean?” asked the doctor.

“Umm,” Walter answered, “When I go to the bathroom God turns the light on and off.”

The doctor decided he had better talk to both Walter and Dora, so he calls Dora into the room and begins to explain, “Walter says God turns the light on and off for him when he goes to the bathroom. Is that true? ”

“Ahh Jesus, Walter !” Dora bursts out, “How many times do I have to tell you not to piss in the fridge?”