Little Zoe was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Zoe, who created the universe?”
When Zoe didn’t stir, little Wesley who seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“Oh My God!” screamed Zoe and the teacher said, “Very good” and Zoe fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked again to the Zoe, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But,Zoe didn’t even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Wesley came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” screamed Zoe and the teacher said, “very good,” and Zoe fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked to the Zoe for the third times.
“What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”
And again,Wesley jabbed her with the pin.
This time Zoe jumped up and screamed, “If you stick that fu****g thing in me once again, I will break it in half and stick it up your arse!”
The Teacher frozen.