A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have sex with you, but I will be so quick. I will throw $2,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I will be done.
She thought for a few seconds then called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend said, “Do it but ask him for $3,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won’t even have enough time to take off trousers.” She agrees.
After forty minutes passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, “So what happened?” She replies, “The worthless piece of shit used coins, so I’m still picking it up and he is still having sex with me!”