What Does A Homeless Man Do?
Daniel was walking on the street when he was approached by an especially dirty and miserable homeless man who asked him for a few bucks for dinner.
Daniel took out his wallet and gave twenty bucks and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man answered.
“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked.
“No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said..” I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked.
“Are you crazy?” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t gone hunting for fifteen years!”
“Well,” Daniel said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.”
The homeless man was surprised.”Won’t your wife be angry with you for doing that?
Daniel responded, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.”