What Is The Problem?
Matt went to see his doctor and nervously asked if he had ever laughed at a patient in his business life.
The doctor reassured him, “In over twenty five years I haven’t laughed at a single patient because I always remain completely professional.”
With that Matt dropped his jeans revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It wasn’t bigger than a Duracell alcaline battery.
The doctor just couldn’t help himself and burst into uncontrollable laughter before composing himself and saying, “I’m sorry, I really am, I don’t know what happened to me. I promise it will not happen again. Now what is the problem?”
Matt said, “It’s swollen.”