What Was That?
Barbara has a heart attack. During this, she dies and meets God.
“Will I die?” she asked.
“Not yet,” God replied, “You will live for another thirty five years,three months, and seven days.”
At this instant, she snapped back alive. After the heart attack, she decides to make the most of her life.
She gets a face lift,botox, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even gets a surgery to change the color of her hair.
After her final surgery, she walks out and gets hit by a truck and dies. When she goes up in heaven and meets God, she’s steaming.
“What was that!?”Barbara asked.
“What?” God responded, “You died.”
“You said I would live another thirty five years!”
“Oh.” God thought for a while.
“I didn’t recognize you.”