Wooden Eye Handsome
A very handsome guy Brad gets into a terrible motorcycle accident.
The doctors save his life, but he loses his left eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye.
Brad becomes very depressed and sad because of his eye loss and he always sit at home.
Eventually Brad’s friends come over and drag him out to a bar to try and cheer him up. While at the bar, he’s still just sitting there looking depressed, not really talking. One of his friends suggests he tries to talk to a cute girl who seems alone at the bar.
“No, she’ll never go for a man with a wooden eye, “Brad says.
“Okay, how about that girl over there?” His friend responds. “She has a really big nose”.
Brad walks over to the girl and asks, “Would you like to dance?”
Very excited, and shocked, to be asked to dance by such a handsome man, the woman responses
“Would I?! Would I?!”
To which the man quickly responds “Big nose! Big nose!”