Work Hard Play Hard
Alfred is an overweight guy who is watching TV.He sees a commercial guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. Alfred get excites and signs up for it.
Next morning an amazing beautiful woman is standing in front of his house. She wears only a bra,g-string and a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.” As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but he can’t catch.
This continues for a week, at the end of which, Alfred has lost 10 pounds. After this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week.
The next morning an even more beautiful woman is standing in front of the house waits for him,in similar conditions.Same happens with her as the first woman, except he almost catches her. This continues for a week, at the end of which he,as suspected, weighs 15 pounds less.
Excited about this success, he decides to do the legendary program. Before he signs up, he is required to sign a waiver and is warned about the intensity of this plan.Alfred is ready for next level and he signs up.
Next morning, waiting at the door, is a hulking 300 pound muscle man with only shorts and a pair of running shoes, a raging erection, and a sign around his neck that says, “If I catch you, you’re mine!” Alfred was supposed to lose 25 pounds in the week; he lost 34.