You Are All The Same
A Chinese went to a bar in Caribbean to have some drinks. At the opposite, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg, who was already drank five shots of tequila.
After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was looking at him.
Abruptly, in a flash, the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer.
Picking himself up, he shouted, “What the hell was that for?” The producer furiously answered: “That’s for the bombing of Pearl Harbor. My father died in that bombing!”.
“I am not Japanese,you idiot! I am a Chinese!”
Spilberg answered; “Yeah yeah yeah.It doesn’t matter.Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese… you are all the same!”
Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a Rom from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a ‘Bruce Lee Fist’ to the Spilberg, sending him flat to the floor.
“What was that for?!!” exclaimed the producer.
“That’s for the sinking of the Titanic! My ancestors was on that ship!” the Chinese responded.
“You ignorant moron! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!” shouted the producer.
“Yeah yeah yeah. It doesn’t matter. Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg… you are all the same!”