15 Thanksgiving Jokes
Thanksgiving Jokes 1
Question: If pilgrims travel on the Mayflower, then what do college students travel on?
Answer: The Scholar Ships.
Thanksgiving Jokes 2
Question: Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick?
Answer: The nearest doc.
Thanksgiving Jokes 3
Question: What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?
Answer: Beets me!
Thanksgiving Jokes 4
Question: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
Answer: No, you should just have the turkey!
Thanksgiving Jokes 5
Question: When do you serve tofu turkey?
Thanksgiving Jokes 6
Question: Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
Answer: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Thanksgiving Jokes 7
Question: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?
Thanksgiving Jokes 8
Question: What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Answer: May flour.
Thanksgiving Jokes 9
Question: How did they clean their clothes on the Mayflower?
Thanksgiving Jokes 10
Question: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Answer: Because he was out standing in his field!
Thanksgiving Jokes 11
Question: What do you call Thanksgiving for selfish people?
Thanksgiving Jokes 12
Question: Why don’t you put the turkey near the corn?
Answer: Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.
Thanksgiving Jokes 13
Question: What kind of face do pilgrims make when they’re in pain?
Thanksgiving Jokes 14
Question: What happened to the turkey who got into a fight?
Answer: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Thanksgiving Jokes 15
Question: What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
Answer: Fowl weather!