A mortician Henry was working late one night at the mortuary .
He examined the body of Mr.Fritz,about to be cremated and made a startling discovery.
Mr.Fritz had the biggest private part he had ever seen!
‘I’m sorry Mr. Fritz,’ the mortician commented, ‘I can’t allow you to be cremated with such an impressive special part.It must be saved for posterity.’
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his suitcase, and took it home.
‘I have something to show you won’t believe,’ he said to his wife Monica and he opened his suitcase.
‘Oh My God!’ Monica screamed,
‘Fritz is dead!’